A layout or Two

Look... there was creativity in the air....
This layout is of my 3 nieces! I love the fact that they so close in age! My hope for them is that they will be the very Best of Friends Forever.

This Layout is of my Best Friend Melissa and my Brother-in-Law Albert. I Love this layout! I used the new line "BoHo Chic" from We R Memory Keepers. Luv It! I am waiting to do the journaling, but it will say "She Always BELIEVED is his Strength and his Love". Believe was cut out using my CRICUT. I love that machine. I don't think I will ever buy another set of letter stickers. If you don't have one then I strongly suggest you try it. You will be hooked!

Now I am suffering from scrapers block!

Here's a Joke for you...

Disclaimer: Adults only, it's a little racy!

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies."There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.

He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

"That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

Soon to be called HOME!

Here it is.......



It is a 3 bedroom/ 2 bath ranch with 2050 sq. ft. on one level and a Huge two car garage. It has a full walk out basement that is already studded for 2 additional bedrooms, huge greatroom, kitchen, lg. bath and laundry room. You can say we have plenty of room to grow. It sits on 1.5 acres of both clear and wooded land. The deck spans the whole back of the house and has a patio underneath. It lacks curb appeal, but we can add that. Spring project! We are sooo excited and I have a lot of packing to do. We close on Oct. 12th. We put our current house on the market and it sold at asking price in less than 60 days.

It's Official...

I am a Blogger! It is official, I am going to start blogging. I am excited to share with all of you my experiences, moments from our life, my opinions, and most of all my Hobby "Scrapbooking". I will make no promises as to how often I will post, but I look forward to the comments.

More to come...